My sister moved to West Philly today (right around Penn). She lived in Manyunk for the past year, so I got a call at 8 this morning to drive all the way over there, fill up the car to the point where I can't see with her, her roommate, and her stuff, then drive all the way to West Philly where the stuff had to be unloaded and carried up the stairs to her third floor apartment. I am sister of the year, no joke.
I also happened to see a magazine where she had written a note (presumably a joke, since it was available for all to see) that read "I FUCKED LOU AND IT WAS AWE-SOME." Lou is her boyfriend. My eyes are bleeding just writing that out. *stabz something*
The youth of America is going downhill. Excerpt from a chatroom with Kathleen (12yo) and her friends:
Friend 1 is known as Dana
Friend 2 is some chick named Smurfy Pooh
Friend 3 is Kevin, obviously a hot stud
Kathleen is little sister who better shape up before I kick her ass into next year!
Dana: Aw, your marriing krys?
Dana: can i be the brids made?
Smurfy: isis (another friend) were r u at
Kavin: until we get down and i take them off
Kathleen: NO I AM (no in reply to kevin... she wants to be a brids made)
Dana: and for the hunny moom where evr eger going dont forget to get three tickets
Kathleen: OK THER GOING OUT FOR WHAT 23 HOURS WAIT TILL THE SOLID 48 TO PLAN THE WEDDING IM MEAN DUHHHH COMIN SENCE
Kathleen cannot spell, obviously. Kevin will be missing vital parts of his anatomy if he ever mentions taking his clothes off within my sight or hearing again. I am handy with a scapel.
My Brian is cute, he came over yesterday for a BBQ. He is little and graduating high school and well over six feet tall. I must be old. And shrinking.
Oh, and Miko: I showed my friends here some pictures from that party at Doug's we went to. They all think your boyfriend is hot. Smile!